Valentine's Day Split

by Nagatha Christie and Paper Hands

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This was a cool project because it was so out of the blue and last minute. Literally everything was done over the course of three or four days and we are so stoked on it. Please give Jacob of Nagatha Christie some love because he was very patient during this process.


released February 14, 2016

Artwork by Edessa Adde



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Paper Hands Chicago, Illinois

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Track Name: Nagatha Christie - Fuzzy Grey Carpet
Hello, it's nice to meet you, but I'd like to apologize in advance
Because I never what to talk about. I can already tell there's no chance for me.

Hello, it's nice to meet you, I'd like to apologize in advance
Because I never what to say and I can tell that there's no chance.
I'm sorry about this sad excuse for what I call romance.
I can already tell by the look on your face that tomorrow I'll have no plans.

Unless you want to talk about movies for hours on end
Or unless you know you won't regret any of the time that you spent or wasted on me.
Track Name: Paper Hands - Only Here to Pet Your Dog
Lately I've been out of touch
Out of luck and out of mind
Staring too much at my phone
Avoiding my roommates so I can talk to girls I'll never meet
And it's so bitter but I need sweet
And I know I'm the problem but I blame it all on you

Well I'd tell all my friends
That I would fuck all your friends
Then realize that I was never a friend at all

Sideswiped, super liked by my insignificant other,
Who is otherwise brighter than I and I'll find these drinks just won't suffice. I'm not a good guy, no matter what John says.